Blackberry Phone

BLACKBERRY PHONE!!! O boy! As Blackberry don chop my money tire, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some money from it buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!

1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.

2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes by it records "one missed call".

6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected".

7. When a Chinese man passes by, it says "one Bluetooth device found"

8. When a fine girl passes by, it says "Your favourite food found"

9. When an ugly girl passes by, it says, "Virus detected